I’m with saudipc-9 on this one, the best way to sanity is MORE RULES DAMMIT!!
Since pilots have been shown by the media to be so completely out of control, what about the rest of the human race? Let’s give every surgeon a breathalyzer before he picks up a knife, every cop before he handles a gun, and every conductor before he picks up his baton (never know what could happen up there on stage).
In fact, I really think bar patrons should be given a breathalyzer before their first drink, in that way the barman will know exactly how much booze not to sell them.