6th June 2001
"Chaos raged at Edinburgh Airport today as one Luke Skytoddler managed to fool the authorities into thinking he was a legitimate
Airline Captain. The former Dundee based Instructor? was said to have suffered a complete breakdown following his dismissal
there having been found with the schools takings in his locker. After giving the authorities the same old sob story of how it is sooo difficult to survive on his wage, it was decided that he should be extradited asap. Skytoddler managed to get airside at Edinburgh and was found blubbering in the right hand seat of a 737, having given up
trying to start engines as :
a. The tanks were empty.
b. The Commercial exams did not teach a novice the simple things like engine start.
It was then decided that the "toddler" should
be kept in a padded cell indefinately....