Forget about the silly Ryanair rant, I want to know more about 'Old not bald' and his wife going on holiday to
We're off for 10 days in the depth of the Polish forests and lakes, miles from any settlements, where the Internet is known about only vaguely, as something city folk waste a lot of time on. Mobiles ditto; there is no coverage within 25 miles.
I can imagine them in darkest Poland playing out a clip from the Shining 'I'm home' so they can come back home from holidays totally refreshed and ready to enjoy life again until their next holiday.