Janda, although ex201 I am with OFO with the additions of no secondary duties, no duty officer etc (let the young thrusters get the full benefit of the learning opportunities).
No working weekends to please the ungrateful unwashed.
To no hooters I would add no practise bleeding. I never needed to spend hours in an NBC suit and respirator to know it was uncomfortable.
I would like to be asked if I would do something, like the Dutch, rather than shafted.
In my last week in the Air Force a prat put me on nights! Told him where to put it. Sadly night flying was cancelled.