Bagshaw crusher:
The official reason should be the state security

. Anyway, all the porn and crack websites I've tried was secured with an “access denied” message from the local ISP (Etisalat). Probably an international call to your ISP could do the job.
ANSA:
You're right with Kazaa. I’ve download the last 007, and the new James Bond girls appears very cooperative and got much too familiar with the hero.
For the satellite, I’m connected to a French provider (TPS) with hotbird. Mainly for Kids and French news channel. With a normal receiver (I suppose it is normal) and a hacked card I have direct access to the pay per view channel, including porn stuffs. Check the “classifieds” from Gulf news for TV, sat and dish installer. If you don’t find MP, I’ll give you my own retailer (don’t know anything about English channel).