Welcome back Winnie.
So, in the interests of
my safety, you would have used lethal force on that pensioner who had taken a boxcutter, I think, on a flight recently?
Just think how much longer turnarounds will be, as every pax member is SHlTTING their pants, hoping that you aren't on their flight, because a toothpick was included with their meal!
I feel sorry for the poor sod who suddenly gets an attack of the squirts & races forward to the dunny, only to find Winnie jump out & break his friggin' neck! Nice one!
Oh well, next time I'm flying, I'll keep an eye out for the guy/gal wearing battle fatigues, sunglasses & a beret with an SAS logo on it...that way, I'll know my personal safety is being taken care of by...
Special Agent Winnie! (The thinking man's DlCKHEAD!)
Oh, and it's "Throw me a friggin' bone here!"
