Well this one exceeded my expectations with both quantity and quality of the entries,
In order third place goes to
Cazalet33
When we reach cruise altitude, Hoskins, I'll tap you on the shoulder like this and I want you to show me an emergency stop..
Equal 2nd place is
Wenslydale
"Sorry son - that seat is mine. Air cadet passengers have to sit in the back".
Traffic is er was
What the....!! Jesus Christ! When did they put another seat in the back??
But the winner is
Hempy
'excuse me Sir, but there are MiGs in our 6 o'clock..
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Sorry Danny, no prize this time
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