Centaurus; If it wasn`t so serious (and unfortunately quite believable
) I`d be roaring with laughter!
Not even the worst, beat up, high time, used, abused and misused Bongo vans, or A model 402`s I poled around the PNG landscape all those years ago were as bad as the Navajo described.
May one enquire as to the eventual outcome? A box of matches judicially applied perhaps?