(Here's four more to while away the night)
Curiosity (nearly) Killed the Cat,
"Must have been raining Cats and Dogs, but the Dogs weren't as good at grabbing passing microlights....
(Amendment to Pilot's Notes): Additional Vital Action before Take-Off: Secure all Loose Cats !
Felix (ask Grandad) got tired of walking, and decided that this was a better way. Has now decided not to do so again.