Once again some very worthy contenders, but here goes with the podium placings, and very well done to all:
3rd: Traffic is er Was, with the pleasingly un-PC 'Doris did a final check that she hadn't mixed any whites with coloured items before starting the cycle.'
2nd: Fox 3 Where's My Banana, with 'Cynthia always got this job; unsurprising since no man she knew could find a small button in a slippery darkness............"sigh"
but I have to give it to Nutloose (mainly for most creative and original expression of a sound effect) with:
"Yes.. I've found the stick and yes you appear to be right Sir, it does move up and down in my hand as if loose"
From the cockpit.....
"Arrrgggggurrgle"
Great work Nutty, all yours!