As an aside, reminds me of a story I was told by the RN aircrew in the early days of 360. Young pilot being strapped into I think a Seahawk by a female FLM. Young lad sees a gap between denim and skin and slips his hand in. She has spanner in hand which she applies vigorously to the side of his swede. Semi-conscious, sortie abandoned and he is lifted from cockpit. Don't know what happened afterwards, but no doubt an interview without coffee..........