Mr Angry,
Let it not be forgotten that I travelled TPA/BGR/LGW with my seat, during two landings, two take-offs, and plenty of turbulence, being a rear toilet on a DC10 ... Fortunately I had a good 'friend' working the flight who had used my toilet to stow vodka and tonic in.
Back at LGW in time to catch the midday LGW/LAX only to have a difficult passenger who, in front of some 300 passengers, a steward and I (and an American cop passenger) had a wrestling match with
