CFIT .. yammers meet yak...love your work Arse.
A cursory glance at the dictionary does provide some insight into how management may have come up with this hair-brained idea.
Yammer
Verb
to utter or whine in a complaining or peevish manner
to make (a complaint) loudly or persistently
(intransitive) (esp of an animal) to howl or wail plaintively or distressingly; yelp or yowl
Noun
Also: yammering. a whining sound, wail, or utterance
nonsense; jabber
Derived Forms
Yammerer noun
Word Origin
Old English geōmrian to grumble, complain; related to Old High German iāmar misery, lamentation, Old Norse amra to howl
Yam
Someone who moderates the Yammers.