Hang on Mary J, let me get this right -
You and your friend made a movie that included anal sex, then in was shown in public gardens all over oz!!
Bl**dy hell, I think i have been away from the world too long. Must admit though, I can't help but wonder what role you played in this movie? Which leads me on to wish that you were coming to work in our airline.
Good luck with the smuggle, I've got away with it a few times myself. If you make it, maybe we could do a swap??!!