Wander 00
As a denizen of that embarrassing airless cuckoo of a building in one corner of your Brampton plot many years ago, I picked up the secondary duty of "Officer i/c Sergeants Mess".
Having just taken over, I was then presented ( with some alacrity) a discrepancy report via "Sport Command" concerning "Missing Sgt's Mess Silver" pointing out that as "Officer i/c Sgts' Mess" I was now therefore accountable.
My written response would not have filled one side of the back of a picture postcard.
Nothing further heard.