One from the good old days of APC dets in Akrotiri:
18:00 in the OM for brandy sours, Chris taxi at 18:30, Chris Kebab at 19:00..."Who halloumi, who liver?"...Chris taxi back at 22:30, last orders in the OM at 22:45, back to the block....
....and at 01:00, 02:00, 03:00 etc etc the patter of urgent feet
!
But
http://www.pprune.org/military-aviat...ens-stool.html ??