We got rummaged at Honington or somesuch, returning from an APC. I was even asked what was in the toothpaste tube in my washbag.
He missed the irony so I did the hilariously witty verbal riposte thing and said 'toothpaste actually' (as you do). He took a sample (as opposed to being one).
You couldn't even see the surgery scars and their Sense of Humour Removals were a complete success.
Yep, lots of fun - The Revenue Men