Military est NE of D147 - I answered my phone with the the usual '* Flt, OC' and this chap said, I'm VCDS, are you Captain ********? Nice try says I, now fuc* off I'm busy.
Phone rings again..... I'm not sure who you are but I'm Air Chief Marshall Sir **** ****** and I want to speak to, Yeh says I, do me a favour and stop fu**ing around, I'm busy, click.
5 minutes later phone rings again this time it's my boss - do me favour Ste** for fuc**ake speak to the Vice Chief of the Defence Staff. Errrrr ok.