It's coming!
The FAA has already started the FDAP program where random flight data is downloaded from the FDR. They want to mount camera's in the cockpit to monitor things and for analysis during accident investigations. The next step is for "sphinctoral probes" tied into this system that immediately alert Oklahoma City when somebody's bum tightened up.
"(Sound of alarm) BooEEp-BooEEp"
"Sir we have a sphincto-sensor alarm in sector seven G"
"Alert the authorities at their destination. Mark the tapes and find out why they scared themselves. We'll get to the bottom of this one!"
My arse!
PT