CM
Who the hell writes stuff for the Government websites?
A bunch of increasingly poorly-educated people who are apparently not allowed to be re-educated by shouting loudly in their ears or through repeated threat or application of physical violence. Who could forget the following :
Principle Anti-Air Missiles System (PAAMS) - now Sea Viper. Obviously only shoots at you if you've violated some ethical code.
Carrier Vertical Strike (CVS) - What we all used to call an Anti-Submarine (or Support) Carrier. Although in one Dstl (predecessor) report, I did see CVS described as a Conventional Submarine.
Carrier Vessel Future (CVF) - Again, feel free to add random words till you get an acronym that covers every letter.
Although none set me off quite as much as hangar (vice hangar) or the non-sensical fiction that is CATOBAR.....