Bloody BBC!
Now I'm old I don't have to pay, but I looooong for the adverts to come. But they don't.
Don't they know I'm busting for a pee? Don't they know people of my age put things under the grill and forget them? Advert=what's on fire? Go check. Do they think we like peas and carrots that have been boiled over onto the floor? I neeeeeed adverts. Bloody contiguousnesnes.