Er, a rather nice bit of small, flat, crockery. An unused ashtray. Not too hot for mobility, but at least it stays still most of the time.
They used to live in our kitchen's man-drawer, but the little blighters kept on disappearing, losing battles, no doubt, at night when the drawer was shut with all the other stuff in there.
As a JB sort of aside, why is it that regular screwdrivers disappear from the man-drawer when I need them, and only Phillips ones appear, but when I need a Phillips, then only regular ones can be found?