I know for a FACT that there are various analyst teams within EK working on trying to make the job more marketable to new hires. They are looking at area like staff travel etc because they are having a very difficult time recruiting.
You might want to refrase....
Our (s)crewing team is trying to spin the evident truth into a positiv fiction to lure inocent people into the dragons den...
And once here you will receive a warm welcome letter (written verbal warning)
to underline EKs good will in changing for the better.