Tiller Girls Selection Criteria
1. Awesome formation
2. Golf handicap lower than Red # applied for
3. Total inability to march, or indeed walk.
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"I wouldn't trust you to ride roun't block on my bike"
Genuine Cyprus quote, to Red 9, during a champagne breakfast that had begun with the 1 pm Friday happy hour the day before, which blended almost as smoothly as the brandy sours into a dining-in night that, as usual, eventually lasted until Sunday evening at Chris Kebab. At this point,I think everyone had reached the zone on the blood-alcohol chart that reads 'clinically dead'. The speaker shall remain nameless, but a broad Lancastrian accent, with feeling, may be assumed 