A cuple of years ago we had a long running thread on this site called something like "Who's in the Pub?". Amongst the contributors who always came up with ribald banter was 'The Mistress'.
For those who don't know, 'The Mistress' died suddenly last year, leaving her other half 'Nil nos Tremafacit' desolated.
So whilst we have a few metaphorical ales in the virtual happy hour, let's recall the amusement which TM gave to this site - and send our consolations to Paul.