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Old 24th Apr 2015, 00:11
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Lowkoon
 
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I find japanese chopsticks much pointier than chinese chopsticks. Hoping for regulation soon to save me from a vicious chopstick wielding maniac on a rampage through the cabin. Have you seen what Kungfu Panda and master Shifu can do with a set of those? But what happens if he ever gets hold of a fluro light bulb, we ail be runed. My god, the fat belts! he could whip me! Or wet some toilet paper and throw it at me, or even worse, come at me with the sharp edge of the aluminium cover on a Y class meal! Or roll up a duty free magazine and give me a good wallop or infict a paper cut from a sick bag! Yep, big picture stuff alright, thank god they stopped the leatherman. Imagine if he had nail clippers as well, and eyebrow tweezers, or a longer than usual car key, then where would we be as a civilisation? it doesn't bare contemplating.
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