I cannot compete but, to break our duck, we had the swiftest of lunchtime meals [courtesy of the breath of satan's backside]:
bratties, Large lincolnshires, home-made bread, home-made kaisersenf [:one part horseradish, three parts wholegrain mustard]. And sparkling mineral water. We were both driving.
Flash to bang and out the house inside 60 minutes. How the poor get by.