FloatING, BEags, not floaters. As well you know. And, yes, very much the chequers apron. As you might expect. I wouldn't want to let you down!
I trust your barbi tonight is good and not cooked on Satan's turds.
Now, about your language...
Reichswurst und Bratkartofflen mit Mayo-Senf und ein mandatory Hefe-Weißbier.
Cela ne marchera pas dans cette partie de la France, so I shall have to guess...
Sausage of the Reich and baby potatoes with snotty mayonnaise and "you vill enjoys ze beer!"
Right?