For Party Animal...
.....I was trying to phoneticise the locals' pronunciation of the name of that fair city. It seemed to be deemed a bit naff to go for "Tor-on-to" 3 syllables with even stress - it had to be "Tronno" with 2 syllables.
That all said this is a classical Pprune thread drift. Maybe we should reset the plot as per LW50's suggestion or go off task and have a couple of beers in the Scruffs.
The Ancient Mariner
I'll buy