Poor Tourist
I feel really sorry for tourist having to rely on his aircraft type rather than good looks and personality to pull the girls. Mrs Tourist (if there is one) has my sympathy.
Everyone knows that the one the girls really go for is/was the Nimrod AEO. To a man they are handsome, possess a sparkling wit, were intelligent and like the aircraft, they have a long satisfying endurance (and are much bigger where it matters) - all the qualities the ladies seek. AEO's like the aircraft they used to fly (and often captained), had a long endurance, whereas with the fast jet boys it was all over quickly (unless they had a refuel (Viagra?)).
So, there you are Tourist, the secrets laid bare for you to learn from. And you thought the secrets were associated with the mission!