Unusual Radio Transmissions
About time the forum was lightened with some humour, so here's an idea. - let's share some true life radio transmissions that brightened up the day.
Ones where someone listening, not aware of the full facts , would choke on their cornflakes.
For starters, here is my favourite from a month ago, I was number two in traffic.
(To me from ATC) GABCD, can you slow down your approach to avoid catching the jet in front'
(From me) 'Affirm'
(From jet) 'Can you confirm the type of the other traffic'
(From ATC) 'Cessna 150'
I should add that the jet was in the circuit, downwind, ATC were directing me to a straight in approach.