Helicopter Trouble...
A helicopter carrying passengers suddenly looses
engine power and the aircraft begins to decent.
The pilot safely performs an emergency landing in
water, and tells the passengers to remain seated
and to keep the doors closed, stating that in
emergency situations, the aircraft is designed to
stay afloat for 30 minutes, giving rescuers time to
get to them. Just then a man gets out if his seat and
runs over to open the door. The pilots screams at
him, "Didn't you hear what I said, the aircraft is
designed to stay afloat as long as the doors remain
closed?!".
"Of course I heard you", the man replied, "but it's also
designed to fly, and look how good that one worked
out!!"