Perhaps to lighten the mood gentlemen, this post from a commenter in a British national paper today might make some chuckle ;
An American Indian, a cowboy, and a Muslim were riding on a train across America together. There was an uncomfortable silence, so the Indian spoke. Once we were many, but now we are few. The Muslim sneered, once we were few here, but now we are many. The cowboy lit up a cigarette, tilted his hat and said, "that's because we haven't played cowboys and Muslims yet, but it's a’ coming.
The sooner the better.
Smudge