Glofish, really, don't you understand.
Your average male cabin crew with the company will be able to play flight sim to an advanced level, have a Somalian PPL and very likely is planning to go commercial when he has saved enough money. So if anything does go wrong he will be able to leap into action and save the day.
As an added bonus he will be able to tell you how to improve the quality of the landing from the last sector, which he thought was a bit average, you know it makes sense