Hard to pick these, but the ribbon winners:
Equal third place:
Big Pistons Forever:
Well we ran out of aluminum but we had lots of extra Plexiglas.....
Nutloose:
Hanna Reitsch couldn't remember the last time she has such a good shaft in the cockpit
In a close run second place:
ShyTorque
The Heinkel "Peacemaker" was the first unarmed fighter bomber. Because people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones....
And, for a years supply of Windex and a squeegee,
The winner:
Nutloose:
"Hanna, Vhy does ze ground crew standing under ze nose keep shouting ze Kamel Toe, are ve joining ze Africa Corp?"
The baton is passed to Nutloose.