good one AC, I enjoyed that.
here's another I haven't seen before.
"A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the engine of a Honda
When he spotted a well known cardiologist in the workshop. The
Cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and
take a look at his car when the mechanic shouted across the garage,
"Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?" The cardiologist, a bit
surprised walked over to where the mechanic was working on the Honda.
The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and said, "So
Doc, look at this motor. I opened its heart, took the valves out,
Repaired or replaced anything damaged and then put everything back in,
And when I finished, it worked just like new.
So how is it that I make $54,000 a year and you make $1.7M, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"
The cardiologist paused, leaned over and whispered to the mechanic: "Try doing it with the engine running, Son." "