but how one gets a LongRanger 'bogged' is a bit beyond me!
That would possibly be answered if you had ever been out there?
See the white stuff? Like a salt pan and about 50~100 mm thick.
See the brown stuff? Stinky cold mud that never dries.
Also a problem with the term "bogged". The "L" broke down so I guess it is "bogged" as well.
If you think that ABC is crap it appears that
Channel 9 is worse.
After all it is Australia - don't expect too much and ya won't be disappointed mate.