I couldn't agree more with the OP but I know one thing...Emirates will NEVER discourage these types of ASR's because they'd rather have people reporting all kinds of nonsense than not reporting on what might actually matter. Discretion would mean judgment and we just can't have that here, oh no.
And of course it employs people.
Never worked anywhere else where you write yourself up!!
Out of interest, has anyone ever submitted an ASR that didn't make the weekly list for whatever reason?