Tut tut, such a second-rate establishment, you should have been downtown in the Sheraton (or was it the Hilton?)
Great sport lobbing the complimentary shampoo over the balcony from the mezzanine level into the ornamental fountain next to reception, and then listening as the noise of the water was muted somewhat some seconds later..
The not-so-secret local police didn't know what to make of it either...
And the Gingers driving their minibus into the hotel garage behind another one - unfortunately not realising that theirs had the a/c unit on the roof, and didn't quite fit... oh how we laughed!!