Guys, I think this isn't a troll
I remember back when I went to flight school in the good ol' US of A, the colonies as some of you might know it.
Their Facebook is constantly hammered with people from nigeria that "prey g0d b willing$$ will b captain tomorrow"
A lot of classic correspondence on the schools dispatch system bulletin board, I

you not.
Edit: Not to crap on anybody's dreams of course, my apologies if offense is taken. It's just that some of this is pure comedy gold.
Best of luck to you future Captain!