Originally Posted by
Danny42C
Avtur,
"to stop the ****s on holiday"
Kaolin et morph is the stuff !
D.
If it needs washing, don't eat it.
If it can eaten cold after cooking, don't eat it.
If it needs diluting with water, don't drink it.
If ice is offered, don't accept.
If it can be peeled but has been broken, don't eat it.
If you need a cork screw or bottle opener, wipe the top with a sterilized wipe and drink from the bottle.
Remember - pork chop in every pint - how many pork chops would you eat at a session?