airscotia.
if you don't like the wording, imagine that the world does not revolve around you. it revolves around the lowest common denominator and is not so HIGH BROW as to provide entertainment for you.
I have flown for 40 years (as a pilot) and as aan example, even while deadheading in uniform, I pay attention to the Flight Attendant briefing and I re read the handy information card in the seat pocket ahead of you.
IF I can do this, even though I am tested and basically live in a plane, you can certainly pay attention and understand that someone who is not as WORLDLY as you might not understand.
IF you want things YOUR way, why not start your own airline or buy your own corporate jet.