Concraptions;
n: a case of particular agonising stomach pains experienced before giving birth to an extremely virulent form of excrement. Usually experienced during flight the day after a visit to the 'passage to India' . Particularly debilitating whilst piloting an aircraft.
" bloody hell boys I knew that ruby was a bad idea, my concraptions are 3 mins apart and I'm 2cm dilated...... Emergency div required........"
