Oh dear. The MEN is getting quite a reputation for producing non-stories such as this. They urgently need to employ a sub-editor who can tell the difference between a newsworthy incident and a routine standard procedure. Or have they axed sub-editors to save money?
In other heart-stopping news, a Manchester journalist dropped a chip on the floor at his newspaper's main office yesterday. Distressed colleagues screamed in horror until a cleaning professional arrived to clear up the mess. "I thought that the weight of the chip hitting the floor would cause a collapse of the building," screeched one panic-stricken employee. There have been no reports of fatalities so far.