most of the problems with Ryan air are caused by Ryan air customers, as unfortunately they have enabled a demographic to travel, who should be at home with a tin of special brew and Jeremy Kyle
So check in can be long and drawn out, because they will have packed way to much and will be putting on three jumpers and two coats to get the weight down, all the time moaning that blah blah blah airline lets them take more.
If you are behind them at security, they will be the ones who empty their pockets just as they reach the metal detector. or just after.
They will also have bags too big for the overhead, and will want to shout down the plane to SHARRON about the seat they have reserved for them. Their kids will kick the back of your seat all journey.
Buy your food in the terminal.
take a media player and noise cancelling headphones. fill it with your favorite episodes of top gear.
notice the planes are real Boeings, not fakes and the pilots don't ptf.
also note the word Asia isn't included in the airlines name so you stand a good chance of arriving at your destination (or 200 miles from it, if that's their nearest airport)
