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Old 20th Feb 2015, 02:38
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Husband comes home and says to his wife, "I'm going to pay off our accountant!"
Wife says, "Why?"
Husband says, "Because he's shy and retiring".
Wife says, "Is that simply good enough reason to get rid of him??"
"Yes. He's $200,000 shy! .. so he's retiring!" ...


After 45 years as Head Accountant, Fred retired.
At his retirement ceremony, he was handed the regulation gold Rolex, plus a miniature ledger book, mounted upright on a small pedestal.
Fred acknowledged the gifts with gratitude and upon eyeballing the miniature ledger standing upright, he said ...
"Well, after seeing this, I guess I should be thankful I didn't take up my alternative career as a gynaecologist! ..."
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