Nice one TM.
Unfortunately for your real-life equivalents, there is an uncomfortable conclusion to '49ers' Part Deux' and that is this. Unless all you Zoology and PPE graduates from Oxford University can wizz out and get yourselves an ATPL pretty damned quick, you can't run an Airline. The Airline cannot survive without pilots but can survive a long time without sycophants, yes men and cowards! Somebody up there on Floor 9 can see through all this nonsense - surely. You've reached 'rock bottom' - the peasants are revolting. You may be compromising the safety of your own Staff Travel. Get your effing cheque book out!
Last edited by Arfur Dent; 17th Feb 2015 at 21:58.