Wasn't aware I was calling people names, Toby.
Best hope I don't start - it can get colourful.
As far as your direct question goes, there is a budget for CASD and one for the AF overall in the EPP. While no-one likes everything that's in it (or rather not in it), I'd suggest that it is at least a costed plan, with some credibility.
Which I'm afraid is more than can be said for your proposal, even on the rather optimistic assumption that any CASD "savings" would be ploughed back into defence.
On that note, endex.