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PILOT PASSES OUT AFTER MARATHON DRINK SESSION WITH CROC
Co Pilots First Emergency Landing After Passing Test
A dramatic inflight emergency occurred this afternoon over the most remote part of the continent, after the captain of the flight collapsed after drinking the night before, at least 20 kilometres away from a live croc.
Simone 18, a passenger from Nightcliffe commented "Awww ****, when we wuz told the Captin had like died an' ****, I thought we wuz all gunna die too. Thank god there wuz pleny of piss on board so we could all get **** faced first"
A pretty young thing from Qantas
PR later said that alcohol stocks would being replenished before the flight continued.
NT News