Pace: '
In my Seneca twin days I can remember flying low level along the islands and then up Loch Ness to Inverness in the height of the summer' Ooooh ... interested in the Seneca ... would love to fly one of those!
'with a very attractive female co pilot who was very well endowed.' Well, we have to use everything to our advantage, thank goodness for Wonderbras, and 'chicken fillets'! '
In hot weather she had the habit of unbuttoning a number of buttons too many 
especially in turbulence it was very distracting 
and far more so than taking scenery pics out the window As for someone grabbing the joystick at critical stages of flight the mind boggles )))) ' Now, you're just being silly! It would have to be a pretty dumb pilot to get 'one of those' mixed up with the joystick?! Or maybe someone's just after a promotion? Hmmmmm :-)